- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

You're a frog

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

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