- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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