- Anti Joke

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.