me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

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Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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How come anti jokes r funny

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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charlie sheen

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whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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kesha is a virgin.

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kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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