why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

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What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

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Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

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troll----> hahaha---->

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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Whats white? A fridge

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