- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

kesha is a virgin.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

what's worse then a blowjob?

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