Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

A French man gets into a fight

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