- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

hickory dickory dock no one cares

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

whats funnier than 24? 25

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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