- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

No your aunties a joke

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

hey John will you make some copies

you dint have to be a jew matt

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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