If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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John Cena for president

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Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

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What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

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Anti Joke

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