- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Your Mother

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

I'd like to make a withdraw

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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