wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the world. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

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what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

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three blondes are walking along the beach on a desert island, they each have plans to escape. The first swims off the island but is swept in with the current back to land The second blonde burns an SOS into the sand using a rock and twigs-the wind blows it out The third, realising how immature her freinds were, reaches into her pocket and pulls out her mobile phone and begins dialling the coast guard.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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rocky is staring at us from outside...

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Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

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What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

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What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

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What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

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