- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

Knock Knock The doors already open

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

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