- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

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how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

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