What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

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Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

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How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

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Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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God has put a gate keeper at a gate in heaven to listen to how everyone has died. The first guy comes and says, "I thought my wife was cheating on me so when i came home I see this man hanging off my balcony, I thought he was the man cheating with my wife, so I then push him off, but he was still alive, so I threw a refrigerator onto him, that killed him, but I felt so guilty I soon commited suicide" The gates man said, "Wow thats terrible come in." Then the next guy come and he says how he died, "Well you see I was just oiling myself up for my workout, but I slipped, and fell off my 5th story balcony, and landed in some guys 3rd floor balcony I was hanging off the ledge, and a guy came I thought he was going to help me, but instead he pushed me of and threw a refrigerator on me." The guard let him in, and a third guy came. The Guard said,"Man its going to be hard to beat those guys their just sad. Ok how did you die?" The third man said, "Picture this I'm trapped in a refrigerator...

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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