how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

woman's lacrosse

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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