A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

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Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

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What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

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Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

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Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

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why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

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Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

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What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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You and your parents are going to die today

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

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What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

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Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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