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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

Asians.

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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