- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

Robin, get in the batmobile

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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