3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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Why did the girl have twins she was raped

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What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

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Fill in the blank: A ______ is a man's best friend. Jake: Is it dog? Host: YES! Now for the 1 million dollars! Finish the sentence: I just saved a lot of money by Jake: Switching to Geico? Host: Sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "I just saved a lot of money by not spending it on useless junk and by budgeting my account towards investing in the future." Oh well, nice try.

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So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

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Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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