- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

Vicky is my best friend.

My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

Buzi vagy!

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

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