- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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