- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

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