Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

Christianity.

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

homosexual

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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