Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

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What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

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Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

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What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

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'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

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A panda walks into a bar and orders a beer and a hamburger. After he eats he stands up stretches and pulls out a gun shooting everyone in the room but the bartender. The panda puts $20 on the bar and turns to leave. As he walks out the door the bartender asks why the panda shot everyone. The panda tells him to look in the encyclopedia. The bartender looks up panda and he reads: "A rare bearlike mammal (Ailuropoda melanoleuca) of the mountains of China and Tibet, having woolly fur with distinctive black and white markings. Also called giant panda, panda bear." Seeing absolutely nothing in this description that would rationalize the homicides the panda had just committed, the bartender arrived at the reasonable conclusion that the panda was psychotic and having severe psychological problems which probably caused the incident. The bartender couldn't help but wonder if this tragedy could've been avoided had the panda been properly screened for schizophrenia and guns been properly secured in a safe at the panda's mother's house.

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A French man gets into a fight

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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How come anti jokes r funny

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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