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What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

THe Election

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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