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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Long joke Your such a downey

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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