A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

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Turkey Balls

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Robin, get in the car!

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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go F*** yourself

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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