What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Were can you find a bag of meth?

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

One time at band camp.............that's it........

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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