Racial Equality

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

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How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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