- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

shammmm is a lesbian.

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

drugs.

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

whats black and strange a paki

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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