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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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