Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

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Why is the ground wet It rained

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Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

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Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

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What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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CORRECTION TO THE COMMENT BELOW! Its a WIN/WIN/WIN/WINWINWINWINWINWIN (WIN For at least 30 more minutes)/CUUUUM!/"SORE ASS WHINING CHILD Gonna grow into a slut SITUATION!" friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man The Anti-Christ: Do not thumb me down unless you want to feel the big burning hot spear of darkness, and you do not... You better don`t be or become a sore ass kid you allshole if you know what I am saying... Yeah! Thats right! You better fear me! Because the angrier you look... The more offended you become... The better you are starting to look...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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