Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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