Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

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There are 3 guys named:Poop, Shut up and Manners. They all were speeding down the street, they took a sharp turn and Poop fell out of the back. A cop pulled them over while Manners got out to go get Poop. The cop says, "whats your name." "Shut up." "No seriously whats your name." "Shut up" he says a little bit harsher. "Wheres your manners?" the cop says. "Back there picking up Poop."

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Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

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What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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