- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

Women's rights

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

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