What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

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why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

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"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

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Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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