- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Error 37.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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