A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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This is on of those few moments where my guts and attitude leave me feeling as if the entire world is against me... ...Then I cant help but to smirk and think... The world against me? Finally a worthy challenge... Such a great day... Nero because fuck morals: Friends and not so friends do not call me Black Metal because I listen to power rock, my mother high on drugs attacked my wife claiming she was Satan, I killed my angel dust empowered mother, felt as if the world was against me... ...Such a great day... "I killed my father too but you dont hear me whining about it!" And of course... ...Rest in pieces oh "dear" mother", at least you did one good thing, you gave birth to your undertaker, while I killed you to end my lifelong misery, My only regret is ending yours... Now I request you all think I am a monster and pretend we live in a world where all parents are nice and good... You already deluded yourself? Perhaps you should thumb me up instead then.

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what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

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*Knock knock* Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

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What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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Steven hawkings shook my hand

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

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What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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