- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

Why do I hate food? I don't.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

roses are red violets are indigo

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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