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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What? Huh?

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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