- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

"Knock knock..." "come in"

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