A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because due to the crashing economy he feels the need tom travel far distanced for work and food to support his growing family, this causes him to take dangerous routes of travel through hazardous areas with fast moving automobiles that potential have the chance to kill or severely Maine the distressed chicken. Not only does he have to cross these roads twice a day he is also under the added pressure of many millions of people questions why he takes such chivalrous actions to save the his future descent and the steep decline in the population of chicken.

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There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

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Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

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How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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