A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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