- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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