A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

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guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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why did the man die? he had cancer

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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