- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Neither have I

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