- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

V I T A M I N C !

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

hard cheese

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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