- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Cancer.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??