- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

Logan's gay

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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