- Anti Joke

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Who is John Galt?

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed