- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

What's 9+ 10?! 19

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

I forgot what i was gonna say

Not a joke.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

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