- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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