- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

I had friends on the Death Star.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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