I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Punching a baby

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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