Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Blacks

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

destiny

Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

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