Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Who wants $300? Me too.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

NASCAR being considered a sport.

What do black people eat? Food.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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