How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

field day?

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Who is John Galt?

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

Badabing.

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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