What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

joe diragi whacks off his dog

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

Girls soccer

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

drew edminstin is a rat

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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