- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Choir.

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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