- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

I have an erection My mom!

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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