What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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Matthew Baker

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Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

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just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

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What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

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What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

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what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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