Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Yanter, Look it up

Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

Japan

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Anti Joke

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